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Naruto: Wow sai,thats a pretty good snow man...
Sakura: Yeah,but whats up with the carrot down there?
Sai: Its his peni-
*naruto punches sai*
Naruto: you didnt deserve that...but you'll thank me later...
Sakura:...??
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"All who rage against you will surely be ashamed and disgraced, those who oppose you will be as nothing and perish... For I am the Lord, your God, who takes hold of your right hand and says to you, Do not fear; I will help you."
Soli Deo Gloria
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Naruto: Wow sai,thats a pretty good snow man...
Sakura: Yeah,but whats up with the carrot down there?
Sai: Its his peni-
*naruto punches sai*
Naruto: you didnt deserve that...but you'll thank me later...
Sakura:...??
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Never make someone your everything,
'cause when they're gone you're nothing.
- unknown
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visit me, baby
hmmm... maybe i will look them up on youtube
this is now my new evil plot!
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Never make someone your everything,
'cause when they're gone you're nothing.
- unknown
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visit me, baby
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